Hahahahahaha.

My father sent us a print of a picture from our wedding (the one at the top right of this page, in fact, but closer to eight by ten).

Will: Aww, look at how pretty and skinny we were!

Me: Uh-huh.

Will: Look at that pretty girl on my arm!

Me: Oh, I was not.

Will: Look at how small her breasts were!

Me: I am setting you on fire with my brain.